Always something about the geth touch that takes the life out of a place. Shame. Prothean ruins have an unsettling beauty to them. Saw one on Chasca early in my career and it left quite an impression. Pruit Igoe and Prophecies comes to mind… See a mining company’s felt the need to make itself at home as well. Their treatment of the place is abominable but they’ve given us...
There is something singularly wrong with the Spectre system. Can’t put my finger on what. Not sure whether it’s giving a public profile to what are supposed to be agents or… or I don’t know. I know David isn’t happy to bequeath his ship, no matter what he tells me. Wish I could at least keep him on board. But, you know, I really believe this is why there’s so much antipathy between humans and...
Well. Now they’ve done it. Spectre Shepard… got a nice ring to it. I know you always told me I’d amount to something, dear, but neither of us thought of this, did we? I’m a jaded old girl and even I’m surprised. Maybe it’s because I feel I don’t deserve it. I don’t know. Maybe it’s because they’re taking David’s ship from him....
Anonymous asked: Hey Commander, is it true you're a biotic?
They send me in to find one turian and it’s like I’ve taken a bloody cane to a beehive. Operation Citadel Storm or something. Christ, am I tired of putting down petty gang incursions. Can talk half of them down by threatening to call their mothers. I have a rogue Spectre to catch. This is C-Sec’s job. You know, if they weren’t busy arguing with hanar about religion or...
Forgot how rough the Wards can be in the wrong places. Been shot at, sexually harassed, given a faceful of asari arse and elbowed by a krogan in the space of an hour. Quaint. Seems David has a lot of dirty laundry he conveniently forgot to tell me about. Hope it wasn’t because he thought I’d no longer look up to him. Just motivates me all the more to get to the bottom of this Saren...
Anonymous asked: Thanks for the new menu, Commander. Went to see Dr. Chakwas like you suggested, too. She's not bad! You know... for the medical type. I wanted to request a few extra minutes of vid time this week to talk to Jenkins' family after Eden Prime, too. I tried asking the XO, he told me it would be better to ask Lt. Alenko, but the LT seems kind of... distracted lately. So up the chain of...
I think the Lieutenant made a comment about my looks. Distinctly uncomfortable. Will keep him on but must take disciplinary action if I see any further misbehaviour.
Presentation to Council spectacular failure. Surprise to no-one. Seems they want evidence. Offered to stick my head in an MRI and think lovingly of Protheans. Denied, of course. Lunch with David at 1:30. Know he’s going to trip over himself apologising for Udina’s incompetence. Hope he doesn’t. Spoils my appetite.
Waiting in Citadel air traffic to land. Can hardly wait. I mean, I have so much fun visiting the human embassy. Always have. Nothing like sitting there watching Udina not negotiate his way out of a fucking paper bag. Temptation is strong to write in the report that Saren silenced the murder weapon with a pair of pink knickers. Will be about as believable as what Udina tells them. David tells me...
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If what happened at the Crucible was as these insufferable bints portrayed it I would not be here today. As diverting as it is to read that I’ve died, or become a Reaper, or… turned you all into some daft man-machine goop, it’s just not fucking accurate. I am a married woman. I live on the Citadel. I utilise mass relays regularly, as do millions of galactic citizens. Read a...
Lost a corporal. Lost a Spectre. Lost the beacon. Passed out for an abominable length of time and this entire mission was just fucking arsed. Perfect storm. Worst-case scenario. Wouldn’t put it past the council to scrap the entire human embassy. Forget about Spectre induction. This was your fault, old girl. You should have scouted ahead before Jenkins rushed in. Should have made sure the...
Have been informed of Spectre candidacy. Just when I thought the Council had pulled every trick in the book… Am I flattered? Of course. Do I want it? Of course. Feel a little like Macbeth doing it but of course. They don’t think I’ve earned it, though. Seems the Normandy’s shakedown run is going to be mine, too. You know I can’t help but wonder if the talent portion...
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I think if it weren’t for Flight Lieutenant Moreau’s unsurpassed ability some CO would have thrown him out the airlock. I refuse to call him that bloody nickname. I didn’t get where I am on insisting people call me Reeree, or somesuch tripe. Christ, someone has to uphold the chain of command. There’s got to be something, though. Something other than talent that’s...
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Anonymous asked: Hey Commander, not to be a tool, but can we get some new grub? These MREs were probably designed for turians. They're giving me the shits.
Glorious. Four weeks of shore leave became three. Count on the high command to be nothing if not miserly. To do: - Tour of Normandy - Acquaint self with crew - Investigate sound system in quarters I don’t know what the hell the Alliance is thinking mucking about with a drive core that large. It’s either going to be the best ship in the fleet or fry the gametes of everyone on board....